Help!

I have a flat populated with both real and imaginary beasts.

Ninjaraffe has, once again, eaten all the Pringles.
Pa Spooky is still looking for Spooky, Jr.
Ma Spooky is still flirting with Mr D. Evans.
Bertie The Deadfox is worryingly cheerful for a dead mammal.
Ian The Spider Costume has got married.
Ollie The Tourettes Octopus has, as is his way, been swearing at everybody.

Me?

I have a headache.