Frogmen and fishing nets.

I've been in the loch for most of the night, with a torch and a harppon gun.
I kid you not.

Deadfast, in his infinite wisdom, thought I should "...smell nice for Nessie!".
So, he sprayed me with blood that he picked-up from a local butcher.
*sigh*
I'm sure Nessie would be a vegetarian; the amount of fish in the loch wouldn't support a large mammal like the supposed beast so, like some whales, the "monster" would no doubt survive on algae and water-based plant life.
Not Walter-based!

Anyhoo, I was minding my own business swimming in the loch (it's quite peacful down there... very dark, mind you, but peaceful) when I felt something snag my leg.
I turned, and just saw a blur as I was yanked up towards the surface....



.... only to find myself suspended above the surface of the water, moments later, with my left leg caught in the net of a Deadfast's boat.
*sigh*

For a brief moment, I'll be honest here, I thought my time was up...