A wet and wild adventure begins...
Having brielfy informed me of his whereabouts over the last week or so (far too sordid for me to repeat; suffice to say, I had to go and vomit AND masturbate after he told me... though not at the same time), Deadfast has told me what his... our... next adventure is to be:
He wants to find and eat the Loch Ness monster.
Yes.
Find and EAT the Loch Ness monster.
Not "find and photograph, and make our fortune with the Loch Ness monster!"
Not "find and study the Loch Ness monster!"
Not "find, kill, and present to the Natural History Museum of London the Loch Ness monster!" (although, since he is banned from the Natural History Museum of London for falling asleep in the anal cavity of a diplodocus, I don't think they'd be happy if he killed such a remarkable beast!)
He wants to find and eat the Loch Ness monster.
Please insert a very large *sigh* somewhere around here.
posted by Walter @ 7:30 pm
3 Comments:
lmao!
Find and eat it huh?
Ask him how he would like it cooked... Fried? Made into a casserole??
Interesting company you keep... Would this be another bet of some kind?
~K
eat it all in one go... or pace himself.
god.. why would i ask that?
have you been posting on my site using a different variation of walter? walter? you little minx!
This isn't a bet... it's just one of his passing fancies.
Much like the racehorse he made me go out and buy, and then sell to Harry's Kebab Shop ten days later... and Sarah, I believe I did post there, but got confused and had to go have a lie down.
Oh, Katehopefully, or whoever you are, I believe he'd have me spit-roast the beast.
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