Murder most fowl
It was a nice sunday day yesterday, so we took a drive to Kingston-Upon-Thames.
It's a nice area, and it has some lovely bars and things down by the river (I prefer Richmond myself).
Anyway, I parked the car and we took a wander by the river.
Deadfast, in a jovial mood, suggested we hire a speedboat and take a ride up the river.
You can hire speedboats and even canoes all along the Thames, if you know where to look.
I thought about and, after I had made him agree to being a passneger only, we secured the loan of a nifty-looking boat and, with life jackets worn, off we went.
As we pootled along on the river at a nice pace, I relaxed my guard for a moment and actually let Deadfast control the boat.
Big mistake.
The first thing he did was open up the throttle and tear across the water like a bat out of hell.
I was standing as I tried to make him move back to the passenger seat when he suddenly yelled out "DUCK!"
Thinking we had come up to one of the low bridges, and there are a few on this area of the Thames, I dropped onto the passenger seat and ducked my head.
Only to hear a "Quack... THUD" sound that didn't sound like something I wanted to hear.
"I did tell you..." Deadfast began, but I was too busy looking over the edge of the speedboat only to see a duck floating on its side, with a chunk of its head missing. "That doesn't look good..."
"No," I muttered. "Sit here, and let me take over."
I turned the boat around, fished the poor thing out of the water, and quickly bagged it in a carrier bag that was already in the boat (so much for the previous user being tidy after themselves!). I then headed back to the jetty, and we scarpered back to the car (not before I put the duck in a near-by rubbish bin).
Naturally, Deadfast wanted duck for dinner, but I told him to sod off.
Please not: for most cases in the above account, you may be able to insert the word "swan" for the word "duck", but that would result in us having broke a law, and possible treason, so... let's not do that.
I'm saying nothing.
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Poor little bird. Deadfast is a strange strange (and kind of mean) man.
~K
oh my Walter... you are being attacked by spam comments!
stupid stupid deadfast.. why does he have to make your life such hell?
i made a button to link you on my site. i hope you like it =)
I'm concerned by all of this "spam".
For one thing, Deadfast eats the stuff every day... and secondly he's gullible and if he ever gets back on here he'll no doubt be signing up for everything!
The trouble I've had with that man and cold-calling salsemen...
"I'm concerned by all of this "spam"."
You can delete all of the spam by clicking the little trash can under the comment when you are signed in. I am having to delete them almost daily - truly a pain. Hopefully Blogger will fix this problem soon. One thing you could also do it turn off your anonymous commenting.
Tell Deadfast to stop eating spam, it is gross.
~K
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